Craigslist 's crimes

Cruising on the internet can be fun, exciting and..... did we mention unsafe? here are some of the top 5 crimes that was reported.

California cops recently snagged Angel Pena Ayala, a 24-year-old felon who used Craigslist to rob gay victims at gunpoint. And it reminded us that Craigslist's M4M section is not only a good place for "RAW BB BTTMS ISO GROUP LOADZ." It's also a nifty place for murderers, child rapists, celebrity fakes and pranksters looking to embarrass their straight co-workers. Doing away with "erotic services" hasn't stopped Craigslist criminals. Here are five recent heinous homo CL stories — modern day fables to give you digital masturbators some friendly advice.

1. THE STABBING SATANIST

WTF HAPPENED?: When WABC Radio Reporter George Weber posted an ad looking for "violent sex", he met Satanic 16-year-old knife fetishist John Katehis. Weber wanted to pay Katehis $60 to smother him with a pillow. But instead, Katehis tied Weber's ankles with duct tape and stabbed Weber 50 times in the neck and body.

LESSONS LEARNED: If Weber had checked out Katehis' MySpace page before inviting him over, he might have seen his creepy-ass knife collection and friendly warning, "If you disrespect me then I will fucking break your neck."

And remember, statuatory rape laws exist for the good of both children and adults. Sixteen-year-olds make horrible lovers, under any circumstances.

2. THE CRAWFORD FAKE

WTF HAPPENED?: Apparently Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford likes to work out at the gayest gym in all of New York (Equinox in the Meatpacking District). Some of his gym mates have even reported seeing him in the steamroom during the cruisiest hours. Not that that makes him gay (it might just mean he's vain). But it certainly doesn't help his gay rumors much.

After one of his Tuesday night workouts, someone pretend to be Chace and posted this message on Craigslist's "M4M Missed Connections":

You were lifting in a black tank top and black Adidas pants. I was wearing a gray tee with a green cap. I'm not sure if you were working out with your boyfriend or if he was just a friend – either way, you're a stud. I'm a fairly recognizable actor, so I didn't want to approach you on the gym floor – but now I find myself wishing that I had waited around for you in the locker room – or something.

Msg me if you see this – hope to see you again.

But an Equinox employee expressed serious doubt that the gray-teed, green-capped Chace was "bold and stupid enough to out himself on Craigslist." He said, "That is an act saved for VGL bros who want to get some beers and see what happens, their GFs being OOT and all."

LESSONS LEARNED: Closeted celebrities are more likely to pluck a boy from their own personal orchard rather than get blown in a steamroom or cruise for free ass online. Also, the Missed Connections section of Craigslist is one of the saddest places in all of cyberspace.

3. THE MALIGNED MED STUDENT

WTF HAPPENED?: Daniel P. Heeren, a 24-year-old med student from Albany, wanted to fuck a teenage boy. So he posted a Craigslist ad and drove to Panera Bread to nibble on his nubile nude. But instead of finding a teenage boy, Heeren found a police officer who arrested him and confiscated his sex toy, lubricant and condoms.

LESSONS LEARNED: Always use the "half your age plus seven" rule when deciding whether to fuck someone younger than yourself. Also, using Craigslist to find boy snatch is about as smart as calling 911 to buy coke. That medical textbook might be boring, but it's an infinitely better place to stick your nose.

4. MILKING THE COW

WTF HAPPENED?: As a prank, several dairy workers in Southern California placed an anonymous gay sex ad on Craigslist's "Casual Encounters" section along with their straight, married co-worker's home phone number. The ad read:

"seeking a hot stud for first timer… recently divorced from my wife, have come to terms with my homo sexuality [sic], and need someone to teach me the right way, and be gentle at the same time, age, race not important…"

Over the next two days, the married man got a bunch of phone calls from pervy guys who "asked for sex and made highly offensive and graphic sexual comments and invitations." The man sued the dairy where he worked and Craigslist. No word yet on his success.

LESSONS LEARNED: Try not to work in a place staffed by douchebags. At least you know how to celebrate your frienemy's birthday this year.

5. THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER

WTF HAPPENED?: Another Albany med student (what's wrong with that place?) 22-year-old Philip Markoff used Craigslist to lure sex workers to their death. "The Craigslist Killer" shot a 26-year-old masseuse to death, robbed an exotic dancer, and held up a Las Vegas hooker—he even went after transexuals. Police eventually arrested him after linking him to three crime scenes via video footage.

LESSONS LEARNED: CYA if you're an online sex worker. Condoms will only keep you so safe. Perhaps you'd prefer a career at Starbucks? They have health insurance.

Source: www.queerty.com

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A Threesome with a couple?

Did you ever encounter a couple who goes to the bathhouse together and notice that they are seeking a third?

Did you ever wonder what it would be like to have a threesome with a couple? Or you have been invited to join a threesome by a couple?

Well, if you are thinking to get involve in such activity and wants to know how to do it 'right', read this fun and entertaining article below by Alvin Tan from Fridae.com


Threesome with a twosome

by Alvin Tan

Fridae's resident expert on outrageous sexual behavior, Alvin Tan, explores the issue of sex with a couple and offers some rules of conduct when engaging in a threesome with a twosome.

Just last weekend, I was posing at the local gay bar with my eyes straining ever so wide to achieve that virginal look - when I found myself at the receiving end of an indecent proposal.
While anyone would think that a flawless goddess such as myself would have long been used to free offers of gratuitous sex from attractive gay men, I was nonetheless rendered speechless on this occasion (no, I was not choking on an ice cube).

The reason is simple. For the first time in my limited homo sexperience (just in case my partner is reading this), I was invited to have sex with a couple (cue winsome blush on my chiseled cheeks).

With "open" relationships between gay men getting increasingly commonplace these days, you never know when you'll find yourself invited - like yours truly - to a menage-a-trois (French for threesome for the less linguistically gifted amongst Fridae's readers).

As the fresh piece of meat in an otherwise "stale" relationship, you'll be regarded with the interest and fascination usually reserved for the re-appearance of the Dodo bird. In most cases, you may even find yourself treated like visiting royalty and having your every sexual whims and fancies attentively attended to.

Although sex with a couple entails more bodies, more heat and more excitement, a sexual liaison with a couple can also prove to be extremely hazardous to one's self-esteem, health and reputation.

So unless you're into double trouble or enjoy being on the receiving end of a tag-team effort to boot you out of the house (or worse, the gay community), you would do well to bear in mind Fridae's Five Commandments - before, when and after having sex with a gay couple.

Commandment No. 1: No Playing Favourites
It's inevitable. You're going to be more attracted to one of the guys than the other. But unfortunately, you can't play favourites. Still if you're the homo-equivalent of the Oscar winning Meryl Streep and can convincingly feign equal interest, then this would not pose a problem and you can skip to Commandment Number Two. But if you lack the formidable acting prowess of the divine Ms Streep, then it's best to keep both your eyes closed. That way, you won't know who you are deep-throating or whose mouth is having a go at your boner with the suction power of an industrial strength vacuum cleaner and better yet, you'll be way past caring.

Commandment No. 2: No Sleepover Unless
As a general rule, you should never sleep over at the couple's "Den of Perpetual Lust" if you're not invited - no matter how weak your knees are or how utterly exhausted you are. This is pure commonsense since you never know the kind of drama that might erupt the morning after. Trust me, you don't want to be running out butt naked into the streets clutching your clothes while the couple bicker and fight like Alexis Colby and Krystle Carrington on Dynasty.

However, if they do ask you to stay and you're quite sure you want to, do not, I repeat, do not conveniently position yourself between the couple and start snoring away - let them decide who sleeps where. Being a courteous cocksman with impeccable bedside manners will definitely earn you a return invite.

Commandment No. 3: Start Multitasking
Time to earn your Ms Versatility Title honey! If you think sex with a single guy is a lot of work, imagine sex with two guys. With three pairs of hands, three pairs of lips, three throbbing appendages and three gaping butts, you would do well to prepare yourself for lots of manual, oral and anal action - often all at the same time.

Unless you can multitask effectively, you may find yourself overwhelmed and labeled an inadequate lover. And if that leaks out to the gay grapevine, you might never be able to date again without an appearance on Extreme Makeover. So in the event if your hands, mouth and butt are otherwise engaged, put your imagination to good use and start experimenting with your nostril(s), armpit(s) and toe(s).

Commandment No. 4: Don't Expect LTR
For the last time, sex is sex - especially if it's sex with a couple. So don't even entertain the possibility of a Long Term Relationship with one or both of the aforementioned couple. First of all, an invitation to sex with a couple does not mean that they are looking for a permanent three-way arrangement. If you allow yourself to fall in love with either or both of them and your affections are not reciprocated, then you'll be no better than a "Cling-On" with Velcro-like abilities.

Secondly, even if they are willing to make the arrangement long-term, you'll be labeled as the home-breaking whore should anything untoward happen to their relationship - even if it's not your fault. Finally, you might find yourself competing for the affections of one of them with the other partner and things might just turn ugly. Trust me, it's not worth the effort as well as the mental and emotional anguish.

Commandment No. 5: Never Get Jealous
It's possible that the couple may be getting off on each other so intensely that they'll forget you're even in the room. If you find yourself getting left out or neglected (you poor thing!), you should never get jealous - after all, you're the third party here. Keep your cool and try to work your way into the action.

Conversely, you may have to deal with the situation where one partner does a Hulk and turns into the green-eyed monster because you or the other partner paid too much attention to each other. If such an unfortunate situation should ever arise, you may wish to pacify the jealous partner by drawing him back into the action (at least you'll earn his gratitude) or if the scene turns ugly, be ever so prepared to do a flash and run for the nearest exit.

With that, you're now ready for your tumble in the twin-sized sack.

Editor's Note: Fridae is NOT responsible for the outcomes, usually tragic, of gay readers who follow Alvin Tan's outrageous instructions to the T).